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Never Bored
Happy 10! A guy maps his imaginary mega-city. Identical twins whose looks are the least identical thing about them. Booby meets Audubon.
Someone Cooked
On the Beach
Wisława Szymborska: Two Poems
Consolation Darwin. They say he read novels to relax, But only certain kinds: nothing that ended unhappily. If anything like that turned up, enraged, he flung the book into the fire. True or not, I’m ready to believe it. Scanning in his mind so many times and places, he’d had enough of dying species, the triumphs of the strong over the weak, the endless struggles to survive, all doomed sooner or later. He’d earned the right to happy endings, at least in fiction with its diminutions. Hence the indispensable silver lining, the lovers reunited, the families reconciled, the doubts dispelled, fidelity rewarded, fortunes regained, treasures uncovered, stiff-necked neighbors mending their ways, good names restored, greed daunted, old maids married off to worthy parsons, troublemakers banished to other hemispheres, forgers of documents tossed down the stairs, seducers scurrying to the altar, orphans sheltered, widows comforted, pride humbled, wounds healed over, prodigal sons summoned home, cups of sorrow thrown into the ocean, hankies drenched with tears of reconciliation, general merriment and celebration, and the dog Fido, gone astray in the first chapter, turns up barking gladly in the last.
Hoooold up – really?
Twins
Booby's Journal
Booby’s Journal
Booby meets Audubon
· Hudson River
Went to see the bird guy. Wanted to know why he named us boobies. He was confused and asked me which one. I showed him on my laptop: searching "booby" got you booby trap, and typing in "boobies"... got you worse. He said it was not him this time. I left. I question the bird guy's legitimacy. He could have named us Majestic Azure Talons.
Be Nice
Lenny’s Cure for CONDSIAS
Certified Good Boy
Recipient
Uni
Citation: flawless tuxedo with good manners
Committee decision: 10/10 for this gentleman